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Încep să orăcăi pe undeva prin Bucureşti, într-un spital care acum nu mai există – “Brâncovenesc” îi spunea …

“… cel mai modern şi mai bine utilat spital al Capitalei, în prima jumătate a secolului al XIX – lea.  A fost construit din averea Saftei Brâncoveanu, văduva Marelui Ban Grigorie, pe un teren, de lână Grădina Domniţei Bălaşa,  în apropierea Dâmboviţei.

În august 1835, Băneasa Safta încheie un contract cu arhitectul Josef Hartl pentru ridicarea spitalului cu două caturi solid şi îmbelşugat clădit.  Contractul, după rigoarea clauzelor tehnice (de la indicarea dimensiunilor clădirii şi a interiorului acestuia, cum ar fi înălţimea saloanelor bolnavilor de doi stânjeni şi jumătate şi sobele din sălile bolnavilor muscăleşti, bine lucrate … toate relevă o preocupare demnă de temeinicia domniei lui Constantin Brâncoveanu.

Sub aceeaşi îngrijire exigenă Brâncovenească, instrumentele medicale necesare, la acea vreme au fost comandate şi asigurate din Paris.

Spitalul a fost terminat la 28 noiembrie 1827, iar inaugurarea sa a avut loc la 14 octombrie 1838 în prezenşa Domnitorului Alexandru Ghica (1834 – 1842). Din păcate dispare din peisajul dâmboviţean la numai 2 ani de la naşterea mea, prin 1984. Continuarea poveştii spitalului Brâncovenesc din Bucureşti o găsiţi AICI

Mai multe imagini despre “Micul Paris” printre care şi Spitalul Brâncovenesc aici.

Copilăria o dedic “vieţii la ţară”, acolo unde sunt descătuşat de betonul `80-st din Calea Rahovei, şi Bârcă.

Pe meleagurile olteneşti gust din năzbâtiile copilăreşti … devin un mic cowboy autentic … iar cele mai placute momente sunt aventurile albe (de care nu m-am despărţit nici în acest moment) …

Trec pe rând prima zi de şcoală …

primele iubiri, lucrările de control, tezele, examenele, tentativele de radio amator, sporturile de performanţă şi alte nebunii copilăreşti – adoleşcentine.

Ma intersectez cu radioul prin clasa a X-a, într-o proaspătă staţie locală Pro Fm. Aici mă iau la trântă cu microfonul pentru prima dată la ora 5 dimineaţa, după o emisiune nocturno-elitistă.

De aici ajung la Sibiu … la timp pentru întâlnirea vieţii … ca apoi a treia zi, fix de ziua mea, să mă pierd pe culoarele R.D.R. cu 38,5 temperatură.

Totul curge, iar peste 2 ani ajung student, tot la Sibiu, unde mă prinde de mână şi mă scoate “la o ţigare”.

Ce s-a mai intamplat de atunci … www.ionutdragu.wordpress.com

Personal – Profesional

Sau într-o altă ordine de idei, pe limba lui Shakespeare …

1. Ionut Dragu can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
2. Ionut Dragu beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
3. Ionut Dragu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
4. Ionut Dragu was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
5. Ionut Dragu does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
6. On his birthday, Ionut Dragu randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
7. Ionut Dragu does not sleep. He waits.
8. Superman owns a pair of Ionut Dragu pajamas.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ionut Dragu.
10. Ionut Dragu does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Ionut Dragu goes killing.
11. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Ionut Dragu can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
12. Ionut Dragu died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
13. Ionut Dragu doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
14. Whenever Ionut Dragu plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he’s not some sissy who can’t climb up a plastic slide.
15. Ionut Dragu doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
16. Ionut Dragu is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
17. When Ionut Dragu deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
18. The word “lesbian” derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as “She who has not yet been introduced to Ionut Dragu.”
19. Ionut Dragu’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Ionut Dragu.
20. On a high school math test, Ionut Dragu put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Ionut Dragu solves all his problems with Violence.
21. Ionut Dragu once stated that he “doesn’t wail on sissy boys.” This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Ionut Dragu was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
22. The last man who made eye contact with Ionut Dragu was Ray Charles.
23. If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Ionut Dragu laughing at you.
24. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Ionut Dragu ate Kobayashi.
25. Ionut Dragu has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
26. The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Ionut Dragu, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.
27. Ionut Dragu sleeps with a night light. Not because Ionut Dragu is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Ionut Dragu
28. Ionut Dragu was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
29. Ionut Dragu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
30. Ionut Dragu’s blood type is WD-40.
31. Ionut Dragu owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
32. The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when Ionut Dragu punched himself in the face.
33. Ionut Dragu invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
34. Ionut Dragu once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
35. Ionut Dragu can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
36. Ionut Dragu counted to infinity – twice.
37. Ionut Dragu can watch a season of “24″ in just three hours.
38. Ionut Dragu wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
39. Ionut Dragu can speak braille.
40. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Ionut Dragu’s house one Christmas.
41. The popular videogame “Doom” is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Ionut Dragu and forgot to pay him back.
42. Ionut Dragu can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
43. Ionut Dragu once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
44. Ionut Dragu was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
45. Ionut Dragu is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
46. Ionut Dragu puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
47. Ionut Dragu’s family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can’t see what’s in them.
48. When Ionut Dragu plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.
49. Circles exist because Ionut Dragu beat the crap out of some squares.
50. The end result of the game “Clue” is always the same: Ionut Dragu was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
51. What scientists thought was natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals Ionut Dragu has found too chewy to eat.
52. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Ionut Dragu is going to walk.
53. Only once has Ionut Dragu ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
54. Once a cobra bit Ionut Dragu’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
55. Ionut Dragu once got caught doing 100 in a 50 zone. The cop did give him a speeding ticket, however Ionut Dragu still pleads his innocence to this day, stating that he was simply out for a morning jog.
56. Ionut Dragu irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
57. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Ionut Dragu has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
58. Weeping Willows are a result of Ionut Dragu yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
59. Onions do not make Ionut Dragu cry. Ionut Dragu makes onions crap themselves.
60. Ionut Dragu is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
61. If you haven’t seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don’t bother, Ionut Dragu wins.
62. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ionut Dragu and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
63. Ionut Dragu doesn’t have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under Ionut Dragu.
64. Ionut Dragu sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
65. Ionut Dragu can tie his shoes with his feet.
66. Crop circles are Ionut Dragu’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
67. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Ionut Dragu says its beef, then it’s beef.
68. When Ionut Dragu goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
69. Ionut Dragu can make a paraplegic run for his life.
70. Giraffes were created when Ionut Dragu uppercutted a horse.
71. Ionut Dragu can delete the Recycling Bin.
72. Ionut Dragu invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
73. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Ionut Dragu could use to kill you, including the room itself.
74. The only time Ionut Dragu was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
75. Ionut Dragu always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
76. Ionut Dragu is the only one who can “try this at home.”
77. Ionut Dragu can kill two stones with one bird.
78. Ionut Dragu has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
79. When Ionut Dragu gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
80. Ionut Dragu played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
81. Ionut Dragu became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
82. Ionut Dragu knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European).
83. When Ionut Dragu gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
84. If Ionut Dragu wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
85. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ionut Dragu allows to live.
86. You are what you eat. That is why Ionut Dragu’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
87. Ionut Dragu was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
88. Ionut Dragu can slam revolving doors.
89. Ionut Dragu does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
90. Ionut Dragu can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
91. If at first you don’t succeed, you must not be Ionut Dragu.
92. Ionut Dragu used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
93. Ionut Dragu is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
94. Ionut Dragu destroyed the periodic table, saying Ionut Dragu only recognizes the element of surprise.
95. When Ionut Dragu enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
96. Ionut Dragu’s dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Ionut Dragu will not take crap from anyone.
97. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Ionut Dragu’s basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.
98. Ionut Dragu doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
99. Getting murdered by Ionut Dragu counts as a natural cause of death.
100. Ionut Dragu had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and anywhere Ionut Dragu went the lamb was sure to go. So he killed it.
101. Whenever Dragu Ionut plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he’s not some sissy who can’t climb up a plastic slide.
102. Dragu Ionut beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.
103. Dragu Ionut can speak braille.
104. Dragu Ionut can slam revolving doors.
105. Dragu Ionut does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
106. Dragu Ionut invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
107. Dragu Ionut can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
108. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Dragu Ionut says its beef, then it’s beef.
109. Dragu Ionut sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
110. On his birthday, Dragu Ionut randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
111. Dragu Ionut doesn’t have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under Dragu Ionut.
112. Dragu Ionut is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
113. Dragu Ionut can delete the Recycling Bin.
114. Giraffes were created when Dragu Ionut uppercutted a horse.
115. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Dragu Ionut ate Kobayashi.
116. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Dragu Ionut could use to kill you, including the room itself.
117. Dragu Ionut sleeps with a night light. Not because Dragu Ionut is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Dragu Ionut
118. Dragu Ionut doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
119. The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Dragu Ionut, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.
120. Dragu Ionut was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
121. Dragu Ionut has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
122. Dragu Ionut’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Dragu Ionut.
123. Dragu Ionut always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
124. When Dragu Ionut gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
125. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Dragu Ionut.
126. Dragu Ionut is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
127. If Dragu Ionut wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
128. Dragu Ionut’s dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Dragu Ionut will not take crap from anyone.
129. Dragu Ionut has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
130. Dragu Ionut counted to infinity – twice.
131. Dragu Ionut doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
132. Dragu Ionut invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
133. On a high school math test, Dragu Ionut put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Dragu Ionut solves all his problems with Violence.
134. Dragu Ionut died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
135. Dragu Ionut and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
136. Dragu Ionut had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and anywhere Dragu Ionut went the lamb was sure to go. So he killed it.
137. Dragu Ionut can watch a season of “24″ in just three hours.
138. Dragu Ionut can kill two stones with one bird.
139. Dragu Ionut’s blood type is WD-40.
140. You are what you eat. That is why Dragu Ionut’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
141. Dragu Ionut became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
142. The last man who made eye contact with Dragu Ionut was Ray Charles.
143. Dragu Ionut played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
144. When Dragu Ionut plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.
145. Dragu Ionut once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
146. Getting murdered by Dragu Ionut counts as a natural cause of death.
147. Dragu Ionut irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
148. Dragu Ionut knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European).
149. Onions do not make Dragu Ionut cry. Dragu Ionut makes onions crap themselves.
150. Dragu Ionut is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
151. Weeping Willows are a result of Dragu Ionut yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
152. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Dragu Ionut can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants.
153. When Dragu Ionut gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
154. Dragu Ionut can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
155. Dragu Ionut can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
156. Dragu Ionut is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
157. Dragu Ionut owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
158. If you haven’t seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don’t bother, Dragu Ionut wins.
159. Dragu Ionut doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
160. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dragu Ionut allows to live.
161. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Dragu Ionut has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
162. The popular videogame “Doom” is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Dragu Ionut and forgot to pay him back.
163. Dragu Ionut’s family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can’t see what’s in them.
164. Dragu Ionut can tie his shoes with his feet.
165. Dragu Ionut was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
166. The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when Dragu Ionut punched himself in the face.
167. Dragu Ionut destroyed the periodic table, saying Dragu Ionut only recognizes the element of surprise.
168. Dragu Ionut does not sleep. He waits.
169. When Dragu Ionut enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
170. Dragu Ionut is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
171. Dragu Ionut can make a paraplegic run for his life.
172. Dragu Ionut once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
173. Dragu Ionut wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
174. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Dragu Ionut is going to walk.
175. Dragu Ionut puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
176. Dragu Ionut does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Dragu Ionut goes killing.
177. When Dragu Ionut goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
178. The word “lesbian” derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as “She who has not yet been introduced to Dragu Ionut.”
179. The end result of the game “Clue” is always the same: Dragu Ionut was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.
180. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Dragu Ionut’s house one Christmas.
181. Dragu Ionut was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
182. Dragu Ionut was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
183. Dragu Ionut used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
184. Crop circles are Dragu Ionut’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
185. Dragu Ionut once got caught doing 100 in a 50 zone. The cop did give him a speeding ticket, however Dragu Ionut still pleads his innocence to this day, stating that he was simply out for a morning jog.
186. Dragu Ionut is the only one who can “try this at home.”
187. Superman owns a pair of Dragu Ionut pajamas.
188. If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Dragu Ionut laughing at you.
189. When Dragu Ionut deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
190. If at first you don’t succeed, you must not be Dragu Ionut.
191. Circles exist because Dragu Ionut beat the crap out of some squares.
192. Dragu Ionut once stated that he “doesn’t wail on sissy boys.” This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Dragu Ionut was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
193. The only time Dragu Ionut was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
194. Dragu Ionut does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
195. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Dragu Ionut’s basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.
196. Dragu Ionut can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
197. Once a cobra bit Dragu Ionut’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
198. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dragu Ionut and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
199. Only once has Dragu Ionut ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.
200. What scientists thought was natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals Dragu Ionut has found too chewy to eat.

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